So last night at work I'm typing away and all of a sudden I feel a snap and then a very sharp pinch! I wiggle around a bit and realize that my underwire has snappeed in two!!! I rushed to the bathroom to try to pull the underwire out, but this darn Victoria's Secret bra is super well made so no luck there!
I was stuck (no pun intended) for a while with the pinch of a lifetime! As I glanced at the monitor, I noticed a roll of duct tape to the right. Now the mission was to abscond with the duct tape just long enough to tape the blasted underwire! I put the tape under my jacket and rushed back to the bathroom where I successfully taped the underwire.
I was happily back at work for a good hour when all of a sudden I turned to look at the title report and felt like my boob was being ripped in two! The duct tape had come off and attached my bra to my boob!!! So now I had a taped boob with the underwire poking it like a kabob! There wasn't much I could do!
I went to the bathroom to untape my boob, but it was only a matter of time until it was taped again! Everytime I turned it felt like I was losing a piece of me. I was able only to secure the underwire, but I wasn't able to figure out the duct tape situation! As I type, I feel the pain!!!!
At midnight, I rushed to my car and ripped off my bra like as fast as a woman of the night!!!!
Lessons learned:
Duct tape is NOT for boobs!
Underwires in Playtex bras are not nearly as secure as those in Victoria's Secret's bras!!!
Lose weight so boobs shrink and underwires stay in tact!!!!
Sorry no pictures for this post!
8 comments:
hahaha. that sounds painful. im sorry =/ i dont really no what else to say. haha
:D You crack me up! I have taken note. Thanks!
Good things to know. And, I think we can survive without the pictures for this one. The visual pictures were enough. :-)
You are funny! I was looking for update on the kids but a Mama cannot be a Mama if things are not hanging right :-) All is well in the White front. Handle things before they get out of hand and things go back to "normal".... There is another topic for a post. :-)
sorry d i agree with allie
---couldn't help but laugh
how funny. See me, I would just take the blasted bra off and go without it for the day. couldn't you go buy a new bra on your lunch break?
Ouch! I've had the underwire snap on one of my bras too. I just cut a hole to pull the wire out.
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