Simple Questions...

This question came up with the kids' worship cd playing softly. I have gone back to putting them to bed with it playing. Strangely enough when they get up in the morning, they are in better moods, and the tunes they hum and sing all day are productive. I mean even a non-Christian can't complain about a kid singing, "Be ye kind one to another, tender hearted forgiving one another..." I like it much better than hearing Zack sing, "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me." Hey, I guess he'll be well balanced!

Zack: "Mom, why is all of your music about Jesus"?
Mom: "I love Jesus, and I like to sing about him too."
Zack: "I like this music too." "Can I sing about Jesus in bed"? "Will He hear me"?
Mom: "Yes, he listens to you even when you snore"!!!
Zack: "Mom, you are silly."

Kaylie (my niece): "Auntie D, can I pray tonight"?
Auntie D: "Yes, of course sweetie." "Do you want me to help you"?
Kaylie: "No thanks, I know what I want to say."
Auntie D: "Cool, go for it"!
Kaylie: "Dear God...I forgot what I was going to say"!!!

Kenny: "Do you know what the largest religion is in the world"?
D: "No, what is it"?
Kenny: "It is Christianity." "Over 81% of the world is Christian." "Isn't that sweet"?
D: "I think that is cool." "Kind of makes you wonder why the world isn't a nicer place."
Kenny: "That's what I was thinking"!!!!

Josh: "Can I read Sophia's book during reading time today"?
D: "Sure."
Josh: "Can I read one page out loud and then teach Zack to read the next page."
D: "Sure, do I have to pay you"????
Josh with a very confused look on his face: "Well, if you want to you could"!!!
D: "If you teach Zack to read, I'll give you $50!!!
Josh: "Okay, I gotta run"!!!

Sophia: "Mom, can you write Auntie Gina's name on my paper"?
Mom: "Sure thing, baby girl."
Sophia: "Sank you, I am going to draw her a picture"!